The greatest birth of the century may or may not have already happened, and no one can stop talking about it.
Rumors began swirling earlier this week with unsubstantiated reports that claimed Beyoncé had given birth in a Los Angeles hospital, or at least was there and prepping for delivery.
From a cryptic Instagram message from famous hairstylist to paparazzi shots of Jay-Z in a car headed to a hospital, it’s clear that something is brewing in the Knowles-Carter camp, which means the theories are in full swing. Below are some of our favorites along with a rating of their plausibility.
1. Beyoncé is giving birth to twins to put a stop to your Gemini hate once and for all
🗣BEYONCÉ IS GIVING BIRTH TO TWO GEMINIS SO GEMINI SLANDER IS OFFICIALLY OUT OF SEASON PICK ANOTHER SIGN TO THROW UR UNWARRANTED HATE AT BYE
— kari cat. (@KARIFAUX) May 21, 2017
I can’t believe Beyoncé just put an end to Gemini slander
— Babadingdook (@icofania) June 15, 2017
Did beyonce plan her twins to be born during Gemini season on purpose 🤔
— Millz (@itsjustniaaa) June 15, 2017
Plausibility level: 3/10
Sorry, Geminis. At least you’re not Capricorns, right?
2. Beyoncé’s delaying the birth to upstage April the Giraffe’s live-streamed birthing spectacle (or to save Tidal)
the beyoncé birth livestream is probably a tidal exclusive
— Elliott Desai (@elliottdesai) June 15, 2017
4:44 IS WHEN THEYRE GONNA LIVESTREAM BEYONCÉ GIVING BIRTH EXCLUSIVELY ON TIDAL
— baddiewill (@BADDlEWILL) June 6, 2017
April only gave birth to ONE baby. Pfft.
3. Beyoncé has been scheming for a June 14th birthday so the day will overshadow Donald Trump’s birthday forever
The Gemini twins have supposedly been born…on donnies birthday..the four of them will quickly drain him of his power….god bless Beyoncé
— Tori (@Torificc) June 15, 2017
Petty, but a real gift to America.
4. Planned or not, Beyoncé (and Kimye, for that matter) would not be okay with the twins sharing a birthday with North West—unless it was for the drama of it all
If Beyoncé’s twins are born today, North West’s birthday, there will never be peace on earth
— Tricia Gilbride (@tricia_gilbride) June 15, 2017
Can’t believe Beyoncé timed her whole pregnancy to have the twins on North West’s birthday for the drama. She did that.
— Ash (@rcketycricket) June 15, 2017
Group birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese?